Sunday, March 18, 2018

I'M FEELING A LITTLE BIT GREEN...............



It was probably too much Guinness........or the corned beef and cabbage...........or the  Irish soda bread ............or the Chunky Monkey spiked with Irish Whisky..................or the..........................


...........Later, when I went to get some ice from the freezer........ look what I found !!!
First, she takes salt, then sugar, and now dairy !!!

(The nuns warned me that The Devil would be attractive.)

Me: NON DAIRY ???  It's a holiday !!!

Her: Could you taste the difference ?

Me: Well......No.

Then she smiles. 

Me: Don't look so smug. There's still sugar in it.

Her: It's a trade off. Do you want coffee ?

Me: Is it REAL coffee ???

Her: Of course !

And then she brings me this.

And this.

Me: I thought I couldn't have sugar or dairy ?

Her: Well, it IS a holiday.

(Only kidding.)

Tess and I went through the photos to find some pictures of Ireland to share with you.




Tess wants one of these Irish Wolfhounds. What does she want it for .....riding ? They top out at 35". That's the size of a pony!!!

 I said I'd get her a pony. She doesn't want a pony. Fine.

Then I asked her what she's going to name it. She smiled very sweetly and sighed deeply.
Tess: Brendan.
Me: Nope.
Tess: (innocently) Why not ?
Me: It could get....confusing.
Tess: For who?
Me: Everybody !!! Most of all, the poor dog !
She pouts, biting that rosy bottom lip.
Me: I'll get you a female dog.
She smiles and kisses me and It's my turn to bite that lip.Gently.
Me: So what are you going to call her ?
Tess: Brenda !
Me: It's a good thing you're pretty.
Tess: (blushing) Oh, Honey. Thank you ! But you're prettier.
Me: Men aren't pretty, baby.
Tess: You are.


                                                         
    Hope you had a Happy St. Patrick's Day !!!😉💚


(This video has cobwebs over at YouTube so you can watch it here if you want to.)                                                               

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful............





 When I was considering my move to the East Coast nine years ago to work for Mr. Cham (he was not yet MY Mr. Cham), one of my reasons for hesitation was the weather. Having only experienced snow once before when I lived in Denmark for a year (and having been very miserable. Lovely country and people but SO cold in winter) I was not certain as to whether this Southern girl could adapt to the four seasons. This was before I knew anything about power outages, frozen pipes or electric blankets (that do NOT work during a power outage). The first winter spent in Connecticut was particularly difficult but I decided to make the best of an otherwise very happy situation and learn how to be comfortable, well fed, and cozy during winter. I bought books and did what the books told me to do and what to buy to ensure mine and my master's comfort during those long, cold days and nights and four winters later I was becoming rather good at it. Then, we moved to upstate New York and I realized what a rookie I was.
Then I found the BBC farm shows and what a inspiration they have been!  

                       You remember Alex Langlands, Ruth Goodman and Peter Gint. of course.
(And contrary to My Mr.Cham's belief, I do not have a crush on Peter or Ed Sheeran. Although, I have had a weak spot for Mr. Sam Neill for many years.)

 As you know, we were not home for Christmas , but since we have been back Jack Frost has visited our little corner of the woods several times and his most recent visit was the coldest and most challenging.


We have wood burning fireplaces and my personal Paul Bunyan keeps us well-stocked with firewood to keep us cozy along with our collection of knit afghans, down comforters, and stadium blankets, but when we lost power ( including the internet, which is why our posts have been delayed) we were faced with the problems of how to cook and what to do for entertainment.


 We put the fresh meat and fish and dairy on the balcony. The frozen foods were thankfully rock solid in the deep freeze. I cooked in the fireplace. As you can see, we did not starve. My Mr.Cham was very proud of me. (I was a bit proud of myself too. I never even went to summer camp!) 

Now he wants to take me camping this summer. I will have to think about that. 

Trout

Beef  Stew

Biscuits

Frittata

Cornbread
















                                                                   
It is a lot of fun "camping out" in front of the fireplace with beeswax candles for lighting,

soft music on the battery operated tape player and My Mr.s Cham reading aloud. We were able to finish The Romance of the Forest in three days before the power came back on. I was almost sorry when it did. Almost.                                                         
(Photos by TheChamCham) 



When we were in England, I found a couple of bird feeders to add to my collection and they seem to be very popular with the birds that visit our little outdoor cafe.

















I am hoping to grow bottle gourds this summer and make them into birdhouses so that our feathered friends will have a bed to go with their breakfast. I feel so sorry for them out there but even with the cold I am certain that they are happy to be free and content in knowing that they have a place to come to where there is always plenty of birdseed, suet and peanut butter at a reasonable price.












(Photos by me.You can tell.)





 I also found these signs for the garden.



It snowed hard again yesterday, so while the internet is on I wanted to post this to let you know that we are still here. We are expecting more snow on Tuesday and there is a chance that the power may go out again, and I believe in being prepared, so I am re-stocking up on the necessities while possible. 

I'm dreaming of a white St. Patrick's Day. Well, maybe not.


                                                                                                 Stay cozy toasty,

                                                                                                                      Tess🌷





Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Chinese New Year - The Year of the Dog




My Mr. Cham and I both LOVE Chinese food! We usually go out for it or have it delivered, but for special occasions like Chinese New Year, I break out my Martin Yan cookbook.

I went all out this year. Wonton soup, egg rolls, orange chicken, fried rice, beef spare ribs, butterflies (oh my goodness, I love these! Too much. I only made six and I ate four of them), cherry cheesecake, and ginger tea. Of course, fortune cookies too, but I bought those and the cheesecake is a no-bake one made with yogurt instead of sour cream. I love Mary Berry but Mascarpone  and double cream are not on our diet.


This is a very sweet animated video from Panda Express telling the history of Chinese New Year.


For entertainment, we watched the charming 1961 musical FLOWER DRUM SONG,


Starring the beautiful NANCY KWAN,

 MIYOSHI UMEKI and JAMES SHIGETA




and JUANITA HALL and JACK SOO.

We also watched the Chinese New Year Parade from London, England and two episodes of SAGWA,
The CHINESE SIAMESE CAT.


We also love dogs so here are pictures of some of our favorite lovely doggies.
                                                                             
ASTA, from the 1930's Thin Man series of movies starring Myrna Loy and William Powell.

DAISY, from the Blondie and Dagwood movies starring Penny Singleton and Arthur Lake.


     WISHBONE, from the PBS series of the same name. Now, who does he remind me of.........?

               BRUISER, from the LEGALLY BLONDE movies with REESE WITHERSPOON.
                                                                                 
                            LASSIE with RODDY McDOWELL in LASSIE COME HOME.

HENRY, from WARTIME FARM.

A GORGEOUS SIBERIAN HUSKY
(Look at those eyes! I think I am in love.)

PRECIOUS!

AHOY, MATEY!

ADORABLE.
                                                                                                                  HAPPY NEW YEAR,

       
                                                                                                  I apologize for the lateness of this post.                                                                                                               Tess 🌷

Monday, February 5, 2018

A PIECE OF CAKE !!! (Updated regularly)





Tess: What are we going to do for the anniversary?

TCC: What anniversary ? Did I forget something ?😖

Tess: The blog anniversary. February 6th. It is a year old.

TCC: You're kidding !

Tess: I am not.

TCC: Wow !!! Tempus fugit ! Well, what are we going to do ?

Tess: I believe I asked you first.

TCC: What about a video ?

Tess: They hate our videos.

TCC: No, they don't !

Tess: Alright, they hate mine. I am baking a cake.

TCC: What kind of cake ?

Tess: A Fraisier cake.

TCC: What's a Fraisier cake ?

Tess: A strawberry cake.

TCC: Strawberries aren't in season. It's winter !

Tess: We have a lot in the freezer.

TCC: Ohhh, a Fraisier cake!!! French for strawberries. I get it.

TCC: Who are you baking it for ?

Tess: The world.

TCC: What are we going to do, email it to them ?

Tess: I guess we will have to eat it for them.

TCC: Deal.

So, a BIIIGGG  THANK YOU to the ONE HUNDRED AND THREE COUNTRIES  !!! WOO HOO 🎈🎉🎊!!!🌍🌎🌏 who have visited TheChamCham blog during the past THREE YEARS. We now have over 😮FORTY SEVEN THOUSAND, FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT VIEWS !!!😀😁👍😂🤩 We hope you will continue to visit. (I'll eat a piece of cake for each and every country.)  

Tess: Oh no, you will not!

TCC: Why not ?

Tess: We are on a diet.

TCC: What about the cake ???

Tess: It is a sugar free, fat free sponge. Strawberries have hardly any calories and the frosting is cool whip.

TCC: (groans) You're cruel.

Tess: I love you too, Honey.

TCC: Kiss me when you say that.

Tess:  Sorry. You are not allowed any sugar.

TCC: 😭.
             
And a VERY special (alphabetical) THANK YOU 👏 to :
ALBANIA🇦🇱, ALGERIA, ARGENTINA, ARUBA ,AUSTRALIA🇳🇿🐊🐨🦈, AUSTRIA, AZERBAIJAN, BHARAIN,
BANGLADESH, BELARUS, BELIZE, BELGIUM🍷🍺🍫, BOLIVIA,
BOZNIA-HERZOGOVINA, BRAZIL☕, BULGARIA, CAMBODIA, CANADA,🇨🇦⛸️🏒, CAYMAN ISLANDS,
CZECHIA🇨🇿, CHILE, CHINA🥡🐼, COLUMBIA, COSTA RICA 🦖🦕 , CROATIA, DENMARK🧜, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, 
ECUADOR, EGYPT🐫, ENGLAND🦊🏇👳👟ESTONIA,         
FINLAND, FRANCE🗼🍷GEORGIA,🐩,GERMANY🇩🇪🥨🍺GREECE🕊️ ,GRENADA, GUAM, GUATEMALA, GUYANA,  HONG KONG, HONDURAS, HUNGARY,
INDIA🇮🇳🐃🌺, INDONESIA, IRELAND🇮🇪🐴🍀,ISRAEL🇮🇱🍯🐝, ITALY🇮🇹🛵🍕🍝,JAMAICA🏝️🐠, JAPAN🇯🇵🐕 🍣🍱🍛🍵🍜🍥⛩️, JORDAN, KENYA🦁🦒🐘, KUWAIT, LATVIA, LEBANON, LITHUANIA, LUXEMBOURG, MALAYSIA, MALTA, MACEDONIA, MEXICO🇲🇽🐍, MONGOLIA (Hi !!! You're late to the party, but you're welcome just the same😁👍)
MOROCCO 🌞🐍🦂🐫(Well, it's about time !!!) , NEW ZEALAND,
NICARAGUA , NIGERIA, NORTH MACEDONIA , MYANMAR, OMAN, PAKISTAN, PANAMA, PERU,
                  PHILIPPINES, POLAND, PORTUGAL, PUERTO RICO, ROMANIA🦇🏰, RUSSIA❄️🐻, SAUDI ARABIA, SERBIA, SCOTLAND🥃,SINGAPORE, SLOVAKIA, SLOVENIA,
SOUTH AFRICA💎, SOUTH KOREA, SPAIN, 💃🐂, SRI LANKA, SWEDEN🇸🇪🦔, SWITZERLAND⛷️🧀, SYRIA, TAIWAN, TANZANIA, TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO (Tess and I are still shocked to find that we have fans here, but HELLO and welcome!!!😁) TURKEY🦃, TURKMENISTAN 😯, UKRAINE,
UNITED ARAB EMIRATES, UNKNOWN REGION🛸👽 (That's a new one on both of us !!!  Is that anywhere near WESTEROS🐉🏰  ???)  URUGUAY, U.S.A.🇺🇸🗽🌃🌉🦅,U.S. VIRGIN ISLANDS🍹🌴, VIETNAM🐖
AND THE UNITED KINGDOM🇬🇧💂🏇

It's been quite a year and we look forward to what's ahead.


Hey ! We're at a loss for animals,food or flowers,etc. for some of these countries. Could you help us out? And we hope no one is offended by the emojis. If you are, let us know. We'll be glad to change them.
                                                                                                                                                        

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