It was probably too much Guinness........or the corned beef and cabbage...........or the Irish soda bread ............or the Chunky Monkey spiked with Irish Whisky..................or the..........................
...........Later, when I went to get some ice from the freezer........ look what I found !!!
First, she takes salt, then sugar, and now dairy !!!
(The nuns warned me that The Devil would be attractive.)
Me: NON DAIRY ??? It's a holiday !!!
Her: Could you taste the difference ?
Me: Well......No.
Then she smiles.
Me: Don't look so smug. There's still sugar in it.
Her: It's a trade off. Do you want coffee ?
Me: Is it REAL coffee ???
Her: Of course !
And then she brings me this.
And this.
Me: I thought I couldn't have sugar or dairy ?
Her: Well, it IS a holiday.
(Only kidding.)
Tess and I went through the photos to find some pictures of Ireland to share with you.
I said I'd get her a pony. She doesn't want a pony. Fine.
Then I asked her what she's going to name it. She smiled very sweetly and sighed deeply.
Tess: Brendan.
Me: Nope.
Tess: (innocently) Why not ?
Me: It could get....confusing.
Tess: For who?
Me: Everybody !!! Most of all, the poor dog !
She pouts, biting that rosy bottom lip.
Me: I'll get you a female dog.
She smiles and kisses me and It's my turn to bite that lip.Gently.
Me: So what are you going to call her ?
Tess: Brenda !
Me: It's a good thing you're pretty.
Tess: (blushing) Oh, Honey. Thank you ! But you're prettier.
Me: Men aren't pretty, baby.
Tess: You are.
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