Wednesday, September 20, 2017

OKTOBERFEST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (September 23- October 8)

Oktoberfest is a two week holiday held in Munich, Bavaria, Germany.

  The very first Oktoberfest was held on October 12, 1810 to celebrate the wedding of King Ludwig I to Princess Therese of Sachsen-Hildberghausen. The marriage was celebrated annually and came to be known as Oktoberfest.  Later, Oktoberfest was held in September because the weather was deemed better for the festival. It has also been cancelled a few times due to wars and a cholera outbreak.

 Millions of people come to Germany every year to celebrate. Oktoberfest is also celebrated around the world by those of German descent (including yours truly) and lots of others who simply enjoy the beer drinking🍻
, great food πŸ¦πŸ«πŸ«πŸ°πŸ—πŸ©, dancingπŸ’ƒ, and carnival booths 🎈πŸŽͺ  🎯 πŸ†and rides.🎠 🎑 🎒

                                                                         

  Here are some great looking GERMAN SHEPHERD  dogs (also known as the Alsatian in Great Britain and Ireland).




                                            And this is a snazzy BMW Zagato Coupe.


Here are some German gastronomic delights :
BRATWURST
CABBAGE ROLLS
KNACKWURST
DEVILED EGGS
( I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE GERMAN ?)
POTATO SALAD
BERLINERS
SAUERBRATEN
BLACK FOREST CAKE


PRETZELS



    So German, or not, enjoy Oktoberfest ! I know I will !!!                                                                                                   
Here's a little something to get you in the mood.
(From: Are You Being Served ? "German Week")
Available on YouTube




          WE'VE CHANGED THE COLOR PALETTE. WE THOUGHT IT NEEDED
CHEERING UP AROUND HERE. WHAT DO YOU THINK ?                         



                                                                                                           

Monday, September 4, 2017

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS. D. !!! (Is it 1977 AGAIN ???)




Hey there ! So Tess' mother had her birthday this month and I made it back just in time for the festivities. The party was in New Orleans at the home of a friend of the family and Tess planned everything as well as cooking dinner for twenty-five people. 

Three days before the party I received the following email from Tess' mother :

"The driveway will not accomodate your eighteen wheeler. Please wear a suit and tie. If you do not have any, let me know and I will go shopping for you. And do not be late, or I will tan your hide. "
(Her subtle way of saying that my wardrobe "displeases her.")

I forwarded the email to Tess and received the following reply:

Is it any wonder that I love her ?😊




So, on with the party..............................................................................................

Tess' mother loves The Bee Gees the way My Tess loves Michael Buble (TOO MUCH ! 😩 ) So the theme was DISCO ! Now, I was in elementary school when the Disco craze began and My Tess wasn't even a twinkle in her Daddy's eye (This is how her mother really talks πŸ˜€  And no, she doesn't read this blog. 😨 As far as I know.) 

It was a warm evening so the tables were set up outside with twinkle lights in the trees . No mirror ball though, they couldn't find anywhere to hang it. There was a DJ playing Disco music for dancing (My Tess is a Dancing QueenπŸ’ƒ !!!) and it was a really nice evening and homecoming.


The Menu
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Cocktails
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Red Velvet Punch * Watermelon Juleps *Ginger Beer
Crab Puffs  * Tomato Sandwiches
Deviled Eggs

Wines
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Savignon Blanc*Valpolicella Ripasso

Dinner (Buffet)
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Chicken Fricassee

Poached Salmon Filets with Dill Mayonnaise

Buttered White Rice

Scalloped Potatoes

Three Cheese Rotini 
(The first thing she cooked for me that won her the job, and my heart 😍)

Green Beans Amandine

Creamed Spinach

Fleur de Lis Biscuits

Watermelon Balls* Pineapple Spears*

Salad Bar


Desserts
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Boysenberry Pie ala mode *Apple Pie ala mode
Turtle Brownies

Iced Cafe au lait
Chocolates*Mints*Salted Nuts

     (Note: No birthday cake was seen or served. Mrs. D says that birthday cakes are for children.
I'm glad I'm still a kid at heart because a birthday without cake doesn't seem like a birthday party to me.)



I tried to stay out of the way so I only took a few pictures (and stole the others from our other posts), but you get the gist. The wine was my contribution to the evening, brought back from my recent business trip overseas.


Deviled Eggs
Poached Salmon with Dill Mayonnaise
      Chicken Fricassee
(If I could package and sell this, I would be a rich(er) man.)



Scalloped Potatoes



Apple Pie with whipped cream.

                                                                                                               Boysenberry Pie with
                                       French Vanilla ice cream.





Turtle Brownies (Once again, they do not contain turtle.)

And the next morning (well, around three in the afternoon), I got Tess' delicious French Toast (actually, I had five pieces).πŸ˜‹
Then she went back to bed.



A good time was had by all.πŸ˜‰

PS: I wore the suit and tie to keep the peace (My Tess is worth it.πŸ’—!!!
You don't want to know what I'm wearing right nowπŸ˜„πŸ˜ˆ)

And when we got home...............................my sweet baby girl made her delicious Borscht for me, as a thank you !!!πŸ’“

With a salmon caviar starter πŸ˜‹πŸ·



With blinis, and strawberries and bananas in cream for dessert.πŸ˜‹

I think we should visit her mother more often !!! 😁 (Or maybe not😬.)




                              When  Tess was picking the music for the party, she found a song she loved that isn't technically Disco (more roller disco, I think) but we slow danced to it. Twice. Nice  😊. I already made a video of her favorite Thunderbirds "dream couple"  Virgil and Tin-Tin , so I made this one with Jeff and Lady Penelope to  "Suddenly", Olivia Newton-John and Cliff Richard.



Friday, August 4, 2017

National Watermelon Day!

                            (You may remember this colorful fellow from our Hawaii video)

Watermelons are known to have been cultivated in Ancient Egypt, India, Spain and China which is the largest producer of watermelons today. Watermelons are grown all over the world today and in roughly 45 of the 50 United States.

Watermelons came to America from Southern Africa. European colonists and slaves from Africa introduced the watermelon to the New World. Around 1650, Native Americans were cultivating the crop in the Mississippi valley and Florida. Captain James Cook and other explorers introduced them to Hawaii and the other Pacific Islands. Seedless Watermelons were introduced in 1939 by Japanese scientists (Thank you!)

Healthwise, the watermelon has known health benefits such as  the prevention of kidney disorders,
diabetes, cancer, macular degeneration, impotence, and heart disease. Watermelon contains Vitamins A, B6, Niacin, Thiamin as well as lycopene, and antioxidants. 

As 90% of a watermelon is ....water, they are an excellent source of potassium as well as lowering your body temperature, preventing heat stroke and high blood pressure. (we know all that in The South.We have to.)

So, go out and get a watermelon and enjoy !



(left to right) A freshly cut watermelon, watermelon cut up and ready for the freezer, watermelon sorbet, watermelon sweet tea, and watermelon balls.

TheChamCham is currently working in 100 degree heat overseas and I told him to eat plenty of watermelonπŸ‰. I am certain he will heed my warning, but he will swear that I said pizzaπŸ•. Oh that man of mine. πŸ’ Keep cool, everyone!

                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                        Tess🌷




                          I heard you !!! You said watermelon !!!  And here it is.................


(Were you missing a handkerchief when you unpacked? I'll keep it safe in my pocket.πŸ’•B.)

When you depart from me sorrow abides,
and happiness takes his leave.πŸ’” 

-Much Ado About Nothing

William Shakespeare

Monday, July 10, 2017

LONDON (Updated January 1st)


My Tess was born this month and since I had to go on a business trip to London πŸ’‚, she was going to go with me so that we could celebrate her big day across the pond. Tess has wanted to go to England all her life but never had the opportunity, so I was really excited about getting to be the one to show it to her. But then...... a few days before we were supposed to leave she was "under the weather" and decided to stay home. I was really disappointed and so was she (she hates to fly so she wasn't disappointed about that) and I flew ✈off by myself and proceeded to be miserable. And so was she.

Well, the story has a happy ending but I won't tell you here. 😈 I made a video for her.

 It's a bit rough (a bit !!!😩 That's an understatement.) but I showed it to her at lunch and she loved it 😍(even though she says I look "liberties" with her character. ie: the hair curlers).

Tess will take it from here.......

We finally had time to do some sightseeing and we began with The British Museum. I had no idea that it was so large! (I was used to the faux version in The Mummy Returns) I also had no idea that it is free to all visitors! How lovely. 

The British Museum was established in 1753 and opened to the public in 1759. It is filled with statues, artifacts and antiquities from all over the world. Since My Mr.Cham has been there before, we saw what I wanted to see and we began with The Enlightenment Gallery which shows how the museum was created in the 18th c. with the vast collection of curiosities of Sir Hans Sloane, a physician and naturalist who bequeathed his collection, for the nation, to George II. We then moved on to the Medieval and Renaissance collection of Baron Rothschild. (We wanted to see the special Thunderbirds exhibit but then we found out that it had nothing to do with our favorite Gerry Anderson show and we were disappointed but soldiered on). 

Next, we went upstairs (in the lift, even though I do not like them, I dislike stairs even more) to see the European collection and finished up with the Egyptian collection. And yes, we saw the mummies, but we did not see Imhotep. Darn it.
We were going to stay for lunch, but some other visitors who had only come from The Pizzeria, informed my pizza purist that they did not serve his trademark trio and so we decided to find somewhere else that did. I cannot imagine ever seeing the entire museum, even if I lived in London, but it has an amazing collection and certainly something for everyone.


KEW GARDENS, etc.
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It looks like a doll's house!
(photo: Kew Gardens Website. I would need a plane to take that shot!)

As a chef, avid gardener, and anglophile I have always wanted to visit Kew Gardens. I also have a connection with George III so it was inevitable that we should put this at the top of our list. What a beautiful place! 

Later, we attended one of the Georgian cookery demonstrations which were happening on the day we were there (I found out in advance and the next one was not until August!). The kitchens are amazing and huge! The menus were enormous and not very health-conscious, but of course that was before anyone knew better.

We then saw Queen Charlotte's cottage where I got a few decorating ideas and The Queen's Garden including this beautiful (but deadly) Laburnum Pergola.


 It reminded me of the wedding in Breaking Dawn, except that was white Wisteria (which I am hoping to have at my wedding...someday.)
(photo: Kew Gardens Website. I ran out of film!)


I had gone online to look at the menus from the five onsite restaurants and as I suspected, I would need to bring along a picnic. So, off I went to SAINSBURY'S (where I have always wanted to shop since first watching Grace and Favour , The "Mr. Slocombe" episode.) and bought the supplies, brought them back to the hotel and put together a suitable repast and stored it overnight in the unusually ample "mini-bar" (why do they call it a mini-bar anyway? There was not a drop of alcohol in it!) The next morning, armed with our picnic basket (I brought one of mine along on the boat), tablecloth, blanket, cushions, and my UV parasol (yes, I am one of those South Park "Gingers". At least I am in good company. Bryce Dallas Howard uses one too!) we went off to spend the day at Kew Gardens.

For lunch we had hard boiled eggs (made with my Bento Box molds- heart,star,bunny and fishy.That star always cracks. I do not know why.),
cheese, olives and baby carrots, lovely bread, fresh strawberries, and the last piece of my second birthday cake. And I froze our water bottles the night before.

It was so much hotter here than I expected! Luckily, I do not pack lightly, so I was prepared. My Mr. Cham is laughing at that. (He wants his lunch. Pardon me for a minute.)


(My Tess' idea of packing "lightly" !!!)
Oh,hush. That is not my luggage, it is Lady Penelope's (it really should have been pink).


And now he is pouting because he did not want a lovely salmon and quinoa salad. (Eat it. It is good for you.He has been eating too much pasta in my absence.)

I only took a few pictures at the gardens. This is a Golden Pheasant, originally from China. Like the peacock, the male is the fancier of the two genders. (Not if we are anything to go by.)

This is what the chicks look like at one week old. Beautiful eyes! (A special thank you to Nigel, who emailed me this photo the next day because I wanted to know what they looked like as babies.)


                                                       Two handsome male peacocks.


We had a lovely day at Kew Gardens.


WHIPSNADE ZOO
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We had planned to go to The London Zoo, but when I inquired about it, our concierge said we would have a better time at Whipsnade Zoo (which I had honestly never heard of). When she said there were no elephants at The London Zoo, that made the decision. 

Whipsnade Zoo was opened in 1931 in Bedfordshire north of London. It is on 600 acres and is a beautiful zoo and safari park. There is a herd of nine Asian elephants (the youngest, a year old female named for Queen Elizabeth II on her birthday). So sweet. She plays with big "footballs" and enjoys the water sprays that are hidden in the rocks. The elephants have a 30 acre paddock as well as large indoor quarters. It snows! I wish we could have gone over in the winter.


This one is adorable and is apparently a daily event,so I had to include it. (From TripAdvisor)
There are also TIGERS, lions, 
 ZEBRAS,giraffes, camels,
CHEETAHS, penguins,chimpanzees,
FLAMINGOS,chimpanzees,
 BEARS,

and OTTERS,
and a butterfly house. There are daily Sea Lion and Birds of the World shows and a petting zoo. 


We were "naughty" (you have to be sometimes!) and had pizza and ice cream but we brought a small cooler bag of frozen water bottles because I simply cannot bring myself to spend over a dollar for a bottle of water!
We saw this lovely waterfall and wanted to dive in, but we waited until we got back to our hotel and went for a nice, long, proper swim. Then my Mr.Cham had his peppermint foot massage and fell asleep. It has been a lovely trip. But I will be glad to be home again.

                                                                                              Tess🌷

UPDATE: 


Tess loved Whipsnade so much on her first trip that we came back and this time we stayed overnight (Don't tell Mrs. D. ! πŸ˜‰) at Lookout Lodge. (Ours is the one in the middle.)

  It was a lot of fun and COLD ⛄ but we were cozy πŸ’ (There are heaters). Good foodπŸ˜‹, beautiful animals🐘πŸͺπŸ―πŸ»πŸπŸ’πŸŠπŸ‰, GREAT STAFF ! πŸ‘¨πŸ‘©

I sneaked this photo of My Tess while she took a picture of our lodge.She's standing on the picnic bench and I'm standing behind her so she doesn't fall. I asked our host to take the picture while she was distracted. And then he cut me out !!!πŸ˜– I still tipped him, because I didn't know until I had the film developed.


  To be fair, there is about a two foot height difference, but really !!! 😠😒 This is as close as I get to having our picture taken together because she's insanely camera shy (and she's beautiful so it IS insane !!!) Don't you love the hair !!!😍 I didn't see it down until she'd been working for me for almost a year and then I caught her one morning before she'd put it up. 😯  She blushed for the rest of the day. So adorable.πŸ˜„ She agreed to wear it down that day on one condition - People like to touch it to see if it's real (it is) and I had to promise to punch anyone who tried. I promised. No one was punched during our entire stay. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’ͺ A little kid reached out to touch one of her braids when we were waiting in line for pizza, but his mother pulled him back. Whew !πŸ˜… That was a close one !
It IS tempting, I know. If I had a bucket list, one of my wishes would be to be tied up with it. (I shouldn't have said that.) 😬 Oh, what the heck, it's true !!!

They told us to dress casual and comfortable. Tess thought I took them too literally. Then she said she couldn't wait until I "took that OLD shirt off  !!!"  😊  Yippee !!!

Don't tell Mrs. D.πŸ˜‰






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