Showing posts with label Tess.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tess.. Show all posts

Saturday, October 3, 2020

WHERE AM I ???

         Tess: ๐ŸคญHome !
           Me: What day is it ??????
Tess: Thursday.
Me: ๐Ÿ˜ฆWhat happened to Wednesday ???
Tess: ๐Ÿ˜ž You slept through it.... and Thunderbirds day.
Me: ๐Ÿ˜ƒ You're kidding !!!
Tess:  No. ๐Ÿ˜ข
Me: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ.

My Tess says I was sleeping so deeply that she almost called a doctor. She's said that about 5 times
since we came home. What can I say ? I missed my own bed๐Ÿ›️. ๐Ÿ˜

Hey Kids, 
How's everybody doing ???

We came back to New York two weeks ago. Our housesitters, a French Canadian couple who have been with me since before Tess arrived in 2009, kept the house, the dog and my horse safe and sound for about 6 months ๐Ÿ˜Œ, so we've sent them off to Montreal for a little R&R on the two of us ๐Ÿงณ✈️.

The dog,


 who didn't seem to know if we'd been gone for 6 months or  6 minutes๐Ÿ˜†, greeted us warmly๐Ÿฅฐ. 

My horse 

gave me a "Do I know you ๐Ÿ˜’?" glance and went on chewing his alfalfa. "Someone" was apparently expecting a present.๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ’ต. Message received๐Ÿ˜.

Tess missed the pool๐Ÿ️๐ŸŠ and the ducks, Homer and Marge.

I missed my car ๐Ÿš— and my  favorite coffee cup☕  and we both missed the house ๐Ÿฐ and Tess' "onsen" ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿป๐Ÿง–. 

We decided not to buy the house we looked at in Florida ๐ŸŒดbecause when I asked Tess what she wanted for her birthday in July, she finally admitted that what she really wanted, was to go home ๐Ÿค—. DONE !!!  My parents were a little disappointed, but they understood and we've promised to visit them more often and we'll have them here as soon as possible. Mrs. D was a lot harder to convince ๐Ÿ˜ฌ, but I can be pretty persuasive when I need to be ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ˜‰. So, long story short (๐Ÿ˜†), we hopped the train ๐Ÿš and came home. It's cooler here and we're in for some rain ๐ŸŒง️ this week. Oh well, it'll be good for the crops ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸŒพ.

I've officially retired, although a couple of clients aren't sure where they're going to go yet, so I'll be helping with the change over the next month or so. A colleague sent me a link that listed PR as one of the top ten most stressful occupations. Thanks a lot, late Uncle Myron ☹️. As a kid, I thought of becoming a doctor ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป‍⚕️, like my dad. As a teen, I wanted to write the Great American novel๐Ÿ“š. During college, I worked summers for my aforementioned maternal uncle at his PR firm. It was exciting and I met a lot of famous, interesting people. (This isn't a kiss and tell, so I'm not going to name any๐Ÿค. ) After graduation, I traveled around Europe๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ”️๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿงณ for a year and then came back and joined the firm. Seven years later, when my uncle died suddenly, I inherited the firm and it became my life. I married, became a father twice๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿป, travelled ✈️ too much , worked too many hours๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ“ฑ, eventually got divorced๐ŸŽ‰, and traded the city ๐Ÿ™️for the country ๐ŸŒ„ (at least on weekends).

The industry used to be great, but it's seen too many changes. The real stars are long gone, the glamour has faded and moviegoers want more and more of the same violence, profanity, superheroes and stupidity. 

Tess and I were raised on the Golden Age of Hollywood๐ŸŽฌ ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฅby our parents and grandparents. Back when screenwriters typed something other than slang and four letter words, actors and actresses were talented, good looking and likeable, movie studios were all actual studios with sound stages and backlots instead of independent production companies. A few remain, but it isn't the same.

The studio system wasn't necessarily a bad thing because it kept some people in line. Serious actors didn't kibosh their own careers by ignoring their more experienced handlers to choose schlock over substance.

 I was taught by my uncle to take care of my clients, to look after them, to protect them. It's a good practice, but it only works when your clients keep up their side. Creative people are......how can I put this nicely....๐Ÿค”? Complicated. And when they're also stubborn , foolish, and self-destructive, you spend a lot of time hitting your head against a brick ๐Ÿงฑ wall. Then, you try to mend fences, run interference, do damage control and if you're really desperate to save them from themselves, you force your fiancรฉe (๐Ÿ˜ข) to help you cover for them and you both wind up in Hell ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ”ฅ!!! 

Oh well, all's well that ends well and I'm done with all of that, thank goodness ! A couple more years of that and I would've ended up like my Uncle Myron.๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ’ฃ⚰️

Tess is still making pages for the movie blog and seems to be enjoying it. I'm hoping that when the holidays get closer, she'll come back over here and pretty the place up. Now that we're back home, I'm trying to decide what I'm going to do next, so made a list ๐Ÿ“‹.

 1 Sleep late ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿป, have breakfast๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿฅฃ.....or brunch ๐Ÿ˜ƒ, lunch ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅช๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•and dinner ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿง๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿช๐Ÿท☕.

2 Go swimming๐ŸŠ. 

3 Clean the garage๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜ฉ. 

4 Walk the dog๐Ÿ•. 

5 Wash my car๐Ÿงฝ๐Ÿš—. 

6 Hug and kiss My Tess a few dozen more times a day๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿค—.

7 Soak in the onsen๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿป. 

8 Start chopping firewood for the upcoming cozy Autumn evenings๐ŸŒ‹.

9 Dust off the gym equipment and start using it.๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคž

10 Count my blessings. (I'm moving this one to Number 1). ๐Ÿ˜‰

Friday, March 27, 2020

IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜ท??? YES!!!


Hey Kids !!! Greetings from Sickie Central ๐Ÿ˜ท.
Tess' mother started "feeling poorly" two days after St.Patrick's Day and took to her bed. A week later, My Tess followed, and then Lily. So, for the past eight days I have been Dr. Cham. Well, Male Nurse Cham might be more accurate. Besides making chicken soup and doling out cough medicine, cough drops, and aspirin I haven't had to do much, except worry. They've all been sleeping as much as possible and I've been pretty much on my own.

No, it isn't the Coronavirus. It's Acute Bronchitis. One of Mrs.D's ardent admirers is a doctor and he made a house call (does anyone still do that๐Ÿคจ???) and he even brought flowers ๐Ÿ’!!! I'd met him once before at Mrs. D's Japanese Easter karaoke party ๐Ÿคจ. Nice fellow.
At first,Mrs.D wouldn't let him in her room because she "didn't have her face on" ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜†, but half an hour later, she agreed and after he looked in on Tess and Lily,  he said they all had bronchitis and that it would have to run it's course. After he left, I went to the computer to stock up on necessities and was shocked to find that our beloved WALMART was out of stock of a lot things on my list. Cough syrup, cough drops๐Ÿฌ, aspirin, rice๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜ฏ!!! When Tess is sick, she likes white rice with butter and frozen peas. I went to Ebay and found cough drops (3 pkgs for $15 ???) Oh, come on ๐Ÿ˜ก!!! What kind of monster buys $2 cough drops and resells them for $5 ???  Now, when it comes to health, I say spare no expense, but that's ridiculous !
Then I remembered Tess' little "apothecary" in the garage. Luckily, she labeled the boxes so it didn't take me long to find it. (it took me longer to lift it. Hernia #4๐Ÿ˜ต)I took it inside and unpacked it in the kitchen. There weren't any horehound drops, but among the herb packets I found horehound, her remedy recipe book and the little lozenge mold and got to work. Luckily, there was plenty of sugar, raw honey and lemons. Had I ever made cough drops before ? Uhhhh, no, but I've watched Tess do it a dozen times, give or take and .....how hard could it be to make tea, boil honey and sugar together and....OK, it was harder than it looked, but nine hours later I had a big batch of sorry looking cough candy and Tess said they were better than hers๐Ÿ˜.

The chicken soup got a rave reviews from Mrs. D. She said it was "very nice"๐Ÿ˜•. When I made it, Tess was asleep and I didn't know which box her cookbooks were in (there are 5 boxes labeled books ๐Ÿ“š. So I did the next best thing, I called my mom.

Me: Hey mom ! How are you doing ? How's Dad ?
My Mom: Sonny? (Not my real name ๐Ÿ˜„. ) Where are you?
Me:  ๐Ÿคจ In the next room. Where are you ?
That always makes her laugh.
My Mom: Oh, you.
Me: Everyone has Bronchitis and I need to make chicken soup. Can I have your recipe ?
My Mom: Oh no. Are you sure it isn't the Coronavirus?
Me: The doctor said Bronchitis.
My Mom : Oh no. Did you take them to the hospital?
Me: No, he came to the house. He said they were safer at home.
My Mom: That's going to cost a lot.
Me: No, he's an old friend of the family. I think he wants to marry Tess' mother.
My Mother : But, she's engaged to you!
Me: Not Tess ! Her mother ! Are you wearing your hearing aid ?
My Mother: Oh, you!
Me: So, can I have the recipe?
My Mother: Of course, honey !


So, a few hours later, I had a pot of chicken soup. When I delivered Mrs. D's, she pulled the duvet up to her chin and said "Mr. Cham, what ARE you doing in my boudoir ?  (๐Ÿ˜„She slays me.) Tess said it was "scrumptious" and Lily declared it "just what the doctor ordered".
Me: Actually, he didn't. He told me to feed you all pickled pigs feet, raw oysters and bacon flavored soda ! ๐Ÿคข
She just looked at me. She's had eight years of my foolishness. She probably would've quit years ago, but she's devoted to My Tess and only tolerates me for her sake.

Well, the Dr. said this will last about three weeks, so I guess Easter will have to be postponed. It's Tess' favorite holiday, so we have to celebrate it.

I'm going to go and check on the ladies and then Tess and I are going to watch a movie, but we haven't decided on one yet. Something happy, something cheerful. She looks so tiny when she's sick and I get so frightened, so afraid of losing her. That's a fear I've had to face several times now.


And tho she be but little, she is fierce.


That describes my Tess to a T. Little and fierce. Lyanna Mormont fierce,(but in a prettier package) and it took a giant to bring HER down.

We've fought through worse together and I have my three best weapons. My Mom's chicken soup, Sunny Delight and horehounds. Lord Virus doesn't stand a chance !!!


 

OH, SEVEN HELLS !!!

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